thatfunnyblog:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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"Sometimes I have to remind myself that I don’t have to do what everyone else is doing."

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

"When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t"

Jodi Picoult (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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flammi-flames:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I want to see their frustrated faces and bluer than blue balls.

i will be the one with the cereal 

Any of the food ones… That’s so me. Lol

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"I would not survive you a second time."

An eight word plea to stay gone. (via missinyouiskillingme)

!!!!!!

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missmagrathea:

"Take me, take me back to your bed, I love you so much that it hurts my head."

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"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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psych-facts:

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psych-facts:

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"Please tell me
I’m not as forgettable
as your silence
is making me feel."

M.S.  (via vedere-paul)

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nonmuggles:

"Sometimes at night I can hear her dreamscome rescue me, come recuse me, don’t you ever leave, don’t you ever leave.

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